My Nacho Story

                                                     THE SWAT MASSACRE

December 2^nd. This is our 4^th week of hiding, dodging, spying, and moving. Today we were hiking up Ski Mountain when out of nowhere a SWAT guard jumped out beside us. Wilson 500 was the first to notice him. “Nachos! SWAT guard! Get into positions!” He commanded. All our heads shot to the left of us and then we jumped into position. Puckley in the front of us started shouting out orders. “Yoangelyo, Shiver, and Guitar, get your guns out now!” We three got our guns out and shot. As soon as we heard the deafening bang, Kat Kong120, Cutietuti25, and Wilson 500 jumped on him and started knifing him. After 10 seconds or so, Harry Joe spoke up. “You guys? You should stop now. The guy's dead. 3 bullets and like 20 knifing is gonna kill him.” “But knifing him is fun!” Kat Kong120 protested. “Guys,” Said Puckley. “We need to get moving. The other guards probably heard the yelling and gunshots. They'll be here soon.” “We can take them!” Wilson 500 exclaimed. “Yes, but we need to move. We can't stay here forever.” I responded. “What if 100 SWAT suddenly showed up? We have 8 Nachos on this mission.” “Oh, ok” Said Wilson 500 reluctantly.

As we continued up the hill, the air got colder and colder. All we had on were our ponchos, sombreros, and a pack of supplies and our tent on our back. “Guys.” Said Guitar48300. “We need to find a place to hide out for the night before we freeze.” “I agree. What if we hid out deep in the forest?” Said Wilson 500. “Yeah good idea.” Guitar48300 agreed.

Once we snuck to the forest, we found a thick dark place full of thick tall trees covering us. We set up our tents and started eating our dinner. In the total darkness we could see nothing. Suddenly, we heard a loud crash. “AUUUUGHHH!” Harry Joe yelled. “I THINK THERE'S A...” “Shh!” I said covering her mouth with my hand. “If there was someone lurking around, they definitely heard you scream and know we're here.” We kept totally silent for several minutes when I heard a rustling. Then, I remembered I had packed my night vision goggles. I put them on and started looking around. My eye caught something in a nearby bush. “Everyone stay here.” I whispered as loudly as I dared. I got my gun and tiptoed over to the bush. Just as I was close enough to touch it, something jumped on me. “AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!” I shrieked. I tried to shoot whatever the attacker was, but I ended up just shooting air. Then everything went totally black. I could hear feet rushing towards me and frequent shouts. “Oh my gosh! Are you ok?! We heard a shriek then a gunshot. Then I realized, everything was dark because my night vision goggles fell off. “Yeah, I'm alright. Where are my goggles?” “Right here.” Said Cutietuti25 as she handed them to me. After I got them on and could see again, I saw that the others were wearing them also. “What jumped on me?” I asked. “I have no clue.” Said Shiver “Maybe it was a My Little Pony jumping on you. It looked kinda big and not like a penguin.” “Perhaps it was.” I responded. “Well, it could have been a penguin in disguise!” Kat Kong120 exclaimed. “It doesn't matter how cold it is. We need to move. Pack up quickly!” We packed up as quickly as we could then ran through the Forest. We were sneaking behind the Pizza Parlor when we heard voices from inside. “Shhhhh.” Said Harry Joe. We put our ears to the wall and listened in. “We kicked those Nachos butts so hard today” Said a SWAT. “They don't know what hit them” “I know what hit them!” Said another. “Snowballs and joke bombs!” Then laughter shook the building. In the faint light, I could see Harry Joe and Kat Kong120's faces heating up. Kat Kong120 who was next to me whispered angrily, “What the heck are they talking about?! We knocked the wind out of them and more!” “I know.” I responded. We weren't there because of this mission, but I got reports from Beeky we won. Beeky also said the SWAT leaders weren't there so the troops talking in there are lying to the leaders to make themselves look good.” “How low of them!!” Said Harry Joe. Her face was not as red as a tomato. I moved over to Puckley and whispered, “I think we should raid the place now. Right now is the right time. Everyone's angry and ready to kick some SWAT butt.” “Agreed” Said Puckley. “Everyone follow me. Guys, we're going to raid them now. Judging by the redness of anger on Harry Joe's face, it's time now. Everyone get out your guns. Here's the plan. Yoangelyo, Shiver, Harry Joe, Guitar48300 , Wilson 500, and I will break through the windows and start shooting. Kat Kong120, since you enjoy knifing so much, you go knife anyone who is injured but not dead and finish them off. Cutietuti25, while we're shooting, I want you to climb to the rafters in the ceiling and start shooting from there. Kind of like an aerial attack. Everyone got it? Then lets go destroy some SWAT Nachos! And one more thing.” “Yes Puckley?” We all asked. “Whatever happens, just remember, I'm proud of all of you. Now lets go!”

CRASH! Went the windows as we jumped in to bee the bewildered faces of all the SWAT. Then we all started shooting. One loud gunshot after another we saw more and more SWAT falling down dead. I shot one in the shoulder and saw I didn't kill him. Then I saw Kat Kong120 jump him from behind and start knifing his back. I shot another an as he fell, I saw that Cutietuti25 was on the ceiling shooting. When I dropped my gaze from her, I met a SWAT right in my face. He took my gun and pointed it at me. Frozen in fear, I just stared. Then out of nowhere, a bullet went through his head. He dropped my gun as he fell to the ground. As Kat Kong120 jumped on him knifing him, I picked up my gun. I started charging at one who ran away. I chased him, trying to aim when Wilson 500 and Shiver both shot him at once. Everywhere I looked, I saw dead SWAT. “I think we killed them all.” As I said this, I saw one climbing out a broken window. We climbed out then poked him head back in for a second to look at us and stick his tongue out. That instant, a bullet went through his head. Everyone at once said “Who shot him?” We all looked from face to face. Then we remembered. Our eyes shot up to the ceiling and there was Cutietuti25, her gun still pointed at the window. “Nice shot Cutietuti25!!” Exclaimed Puckley. “Nachos, our work here is done. We can now return to Fjord and tell the others about this.” “It'll be quite a story!” Said Kat Kong120. Then I said, “Everyone! Get out your maracas!” After we all got our maracas, I said “Everyone! Line behind me! We're marching home.” Then I said, “We don't march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!” At that, we were off marching back home, our maracas putting out a steady beat, excitedly chatting the whole time.

                                                                THE END   

My Nacho Igloo!

Viva Los Nachos! 

Sora Salsa!

May The Salsa Be With....

…...Sora43990!

Sora43990 is a Master Sergeant in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a good friend of mine :) Sora43990's favorite Club Penguin Character is Cadence who spends her time in the Nightclub dancing and being a DJ.

The great person behind the penguin lives in the USA and is 13 years old. His favorite food is ….NACHOS! Sprinkle, sprinkle a little spice Nachos are so very nice....lol Sora43990's favorite ice cream is also my favorite peanut butter chocolate. :D

In his spare time, Sora34990 enjoys playing Black Ops and Skyrim. When he's not doing that, he enjoys watching his favorite cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. He also likes to listen to his favorite Pop music.

Sometime in the future, Sora34990 would like to become a brave soldier.

Thank you Sora43990 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the great person you are :)

~Yoangelyo~

Pechu Salsa!

May The Salsa Be With....

…...Pechu123!

Pechu123 is a master sergeant in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a friend of mine. Pechu123's favorite CP characters are Rookie who is Silly in the Box dimension and Sensei who resides in the Dojo teaching penguins the fine art of Card-jitsu.

The great person behind the penguin lives in the USA. Pechu123 says his favorite food is pork chops and his favorite ice cream is either cotton candy or vanilla. Those are his 2, but what really IS his favorite? :o

In his spare time, Pechu123 enjoys Riding his scooter, swimming, playing CP, playing soccer and playing video games. When he's not doing that, he likes to watch his favorite cartoon Phineas and Ferb and listen to his favorite Rock music.

Sometime in the future, Pechu123 would like to become either a Vet or a Doctor.

Thank you Pechu123 for taking the time to answer these question so we could get to know the great person you are :)

~Yoangelyo~

Cutie Salsa!!

   May The Salsa Be With....            

…...Cutietuti25!

Cutietuti25 is a Sergeant in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and one of my best friends. Cutietuti25's favorite Club Penguin characters and Cadence who jams in the Nightclub, and Aunt Arctic who is head reporter of The Club Penguin Times.

The awesome person behind the Penguin lives in New Jersey, USA and is 12 years old. Cutietuti25's favorite food is Pasta while her favorite ice creams are chocolate, and cookies and cream.

In her spare time, Cutietuti25 enjoys drawing, playing the piano, singing, going on the computer and playing Club Penguin. When she's not doing those things, she likes to watch her favorite TV shows, Hetalia, and Good Luck Charlie. She also likes to listen to her favorite Pop music. Cutietuti25 says she likes a little country music, and her favorite artists are Taylor Swift and Colbie Callait. She also says Carrie Underwood id OK.

In the future, Cutietuti25 would like to become an architect or an astronomer.

Thank you Cutietuti25 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the awesome person you are :)

~Yoangelyo~

Lootking Salsa

May The Salsa Be With....

…....Lootking!

Looting is a Captain in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a great friend of mine. Looting's favorite Club Penguin character is Sense who resides in the Tojo teaching new students the fine art of Card-Jujitsu.

The awesome person behind the Penguin lives in California, USA. Looting says it's too hot for him. You crazy? XD Hot weather is the best 8-) Looting is 15 years old and loves eating his favorite foods ribs, hot dogs, and apples. To cool down from the California heat, Looting enjoys eating his favorite Mint Chip ice cream.

In his spare time, Looting enjoys playing basketball, and playing video games (for probably countless hours) when he's done playing video games (if he ever gets done) he likes to watch his favorite TV shows King of The Hill and Adventure Time! He also loves to listen to his favorite Rap music,

Sometime in the future, Looting desires to be a Police Officer.

Thank you Looting for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the awesome person you are :)

~Yoangelyo~

a Nacho song with Puckley

Hola Nachos! This is another Nacho themed song I came up with XD

(to the tune of Polly put the kettle on)

Puckley lead the battle on,

Puckley lead the battle on,

Puckley lead the battle on,

We'll all beat ACP.

ACP ran off again,

ACP ran off again,

ACP ran off again,

They all ran away.

~Yoangelyo

a Nacho song by my little bro Bulkhead1

Hola Nachos!  My little bro Bulkhead1 came to me earlier saying "I have an idea for a Nacho song for your blog!"  I was like "GREAT! what is it?"  So we both wrote this.

 (To the tune of Rock a bye baby)

Go away ACP,

Off out server Fjord,

We're winning this war,

you're making us bored,

when the war ends,

your nation will fall,

and down will come ACP,

clovers and all.

Written by Yoangelyo and Bulkhead1 :) Thanks Bulky!

~Yoangelyo

Zoo Salsa!

Welcoming....Zoo889!

May The Salsa Be With....

…....Zoo889!

Zoo889 is a Division General in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a friend of mine. Zoo889's favorite Club Penguin character is Rockhopper who spends his days occasionally visiting Club Penguin and sailing the 7 seas with his trusty red puffle Yarr.

The great person behind the penguin lives in Canada. Zoo889's favorite foods are pizza and fries. His favorite ice cream is Green tea cookies&cream ice cream. Hmmm, I gotta try that.

In his spare time, Zoo889 enjoys playing Soccer, playing video games and eating. XD For entertainment, Even though he does not watch much TV anymore, Zoo889 likes to watch his favorite TV shows The Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob Squarepants. He also enjoys to listen to his favorite hip-hop music.

In the future, Zoo889 desires to be either a police officer or a politicion.

Thank you Zoo889 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the great person you are.

~Yoangelyo~

Nacho song

Hola Nachos! Here's another song I changed the words too to make a Nacho song!

(To the tune of Twinkle, Twinkle, little star)

Sprinkle, sprinkle, a little spice,

Nachos are so very nice.

Cheese upon the chips stacked high,

Dip them in salsa give it a try.

Sprinkle, sprinkle, a little spice,

Nachos are so very nice.

XD

A Nacho Song!

Hola Nachos! This song was originally a song from Toby Keith called Courtesy of the red, white, and blue. Well, I changed around the words to make a Nacho song! Here is the origanal song

American girls and American guys, will always stand up and salute.
We'll always recognize, when we see ol' glory flying,
There's a lot of men dead,
So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our heads. 
My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye,
But he flew a flag out in our yard 'til the day that he died.
He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me.
To grow up and live happy in the land of the free.
Now this nation that I love is fallin' under attack.
A mighty sucker-punch came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye,
Man, we lit up your world like the fourth of July.
Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.
Instrumental break.
Oh, justice will be served and the battle will rage:
This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage.
An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.
'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.
Hey, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Liberty started shaking her fist.
And the eagle will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Freedom start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue.
Oh, oh.
Of the red, white and blue.
Oh, hey, oh.
Of my Red, White and Blue.

And here is what I did to it XD

Nacho girls and Nacho guys, will always stand up and salute.
We'll always recognize, when we see ol' glory flying,
There's a lot of troops in the Nacho Army,
So we can march into battle and destroy the ACP.
Jamesbond1 made this great army, and he made it grow big,
And he flew a flag out in our yard to scare off the ACP pig.
He wanted the leaders, the solders, all Nachos and me.
To grow up and live happy in the land of the Nacho Army!
Now these servers I love is fallin' under attack.
A mighty green ACP came flying in from somewhere in the back.
Soon as we could see clearly through our big black eye,
Man, we lit up your world like the fourth of July.
Hey, Dashing Snow put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Jamesbond1 started shaking his fist.
And the snowballs will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Harry Joe start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on thee.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, orange army.
Instrumental break.
Oh, salsa will be served and the battle will rage:
This Cat Tank will fight when you rattle his cage.
An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the Nacho Army.
'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the Nacho way.
Hey, Dashing Snow put your name at the top of his list,
And the Statue of Jamesbond1 started shaking his fist.
And the snowballs will fly and it's gonna be hell,
When you hear Mother Harry Joe start ringing her bell.
And it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on thee.
Ah, brought to you, courtesy of the red, orange army.
Oh, oh.
Of the red, orange army.
Oh, hey, oh.
Of my red, orange army.

We should use this as a Nacho Army anthem *wary*

Mr Bob Salsa

Welcoming.....Mr Bob 4901!

           May The Salsa Be With....

…..Mr bob 4901!

Mr Bob 4901 is a Staff Sergeant in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a good friend of mine. Mr Bob 4901's favorite Club Penguin character is Franky who is a part of the Penguin band. Franky is coming in the upcoming Music Jam 2012 July 19!!

The awesome person behind the penguin lives in the USA and is 13 years old and is going into 8^th grade this upcoming school year. Mr Bob 4901's favorite food is steak, while his favorite ice cream is Dolche De Leche, an Italian caramel ice cream.

In his spare time, Mr Bob 4901 enjoys playing golf, playing basketball, dirt biking, and jet skiing. For entertainment, Mr Bob 1901 likes to watch his favorite TV show Sportscenter and his favorite cartoon Avatar the last Airbender. He also likes to listen to his favorite rock music.

In the future, Mr Bob 4901 desires to be a mechanical engineer.

Thank you Mr Bob 4901 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the awesome person and friend you are.

~Yoangelyo~

Wilson Salsa

Welcoming.....Wilson 500!

May The Salsa Be With....

…...Wilson 500!!

Wilson 500 is a Captain in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a friend of mine. Wilson 500's favorite Club Penguin character is Petey K who is a part of the Penguin Band. Petey K will be coming in the upcoming Music Jam 2012! Wilson 500, if you already have not met him, when the party comes, GO MEET YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER!

The aweosme person behind the penguin lives in Ireland and is 12 years old and in 7^th grade. (year 8) Wilson 500's favorite food is lasagne (with Nacho cheese??) and his favorite ice cream is Vanilla.

In his spare time, Wilson 500 enjoys playing Xbox, playing golf, and playing Football (Soccer in USA) For entertainment, Wilson 500 enjoys watching his favorite cartoons Spongebob Squarepants and the Simpsons. He also likes to listen to his favorite Hip-hop music.

In the future, Wilson 500 desires to be either a vet or a professional golfer.

Thank you Wilson 500 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the awesome person you are :)

~Yoangelyo~

Kat Salsa!

Welcoming.......Kat Kong 120!

May The Salsa Be With....

…......Kat Kong 120!

Kat Kong 120 is a Lieutenant in the Nacho Army of Club penguin and a friend of mine. Kat Kong 120 does not have a favorite Club Penguin character.

Carne Adasa

The great person behind the penguin lives in California USA and is 12 years old. Kat Kong 120's Favorite food is Carne Asada which is a type of burrito. His favorite ice cream is neapolton. Yummmm.

In his spare time, Kat Kong 120 enjoys playing sports and hanging with friends. For entertainment, Kat Kong 120 enjoys watching his favorite TV show Bully Beatdown. He also enjoys listening to his favorite music from the 40's-90's. Kat Kong 120 does not like the “modern music”

In the future, Kat Kong 120 desires to be either a police officer or the Highway patrol.

Thank you Kat Kong 120 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the great person you are.

~Yoangelyo~

Batter Up Salsa!

Welcoming.....Baseball1043!

May The Salsa Be With....

…...Baseball1043!

Baseball1043 is a Colonel of the Nacho Army of Club Penguin, and a good friend of mine. Baseball1043's favorite Club Penguin characters are... All of them! I wonder what his favorite color os puffle is? Purple for Cadence? Red for Rockhopper? Or, maybe ALL for Puffle Handler! (PH)

The awesome person behind the Penguin lives in the USA and is 10 years old going into 6^th grade. Baseball1043's favorite food is pizza, while his favorite ice cream is chocolate. Baseball1043, If you like both pizza and chocolate ice cream, go to the pizza parlor and make a candy pizza for your lunch! Baseball1043 also once led the Dj Army, along with our Nacho 3ic, Harry Joe.

In his spare time, Babeball1043 enjoys playing his favorite sport, baseball, playing video games, and playing with his friends. For entertainment, Baseball1043 likes to watch his favorite cartoon, Spongebob Squarepants, and listen to his favorite rock music.

In the future, Baseball1043 desires to become a Major League Baseball player for the Cincinnati Reds baseball team. Maybe he'll throw snowballs instead of baseballs. (HELLO)

Thank you Baseball1043 for taking the time to awnswer these questions so we could get to kow the awesome person and friend you are. BATTER UP!

~Yoangelyo~

Chrisi Blule Salsa

Welcoming......Chrisi Blule!

May The Salsa Be With.... 

…..Chrisi Blule!!

Chrisi Blule is a leader in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin. His favorite Club Penguin character is Rockhopper who spends his days sailing the 7 seas with his trusty red puffle Yarr.

The awesome person behind the penguin lives in England and is 15 years old and in 9^th grade. (year 10 in England) Chrisi Blule's favorite foods include pizza and anything Chicken. His favorite ice cream is cookie dough, the best ice cream of all time.

In his spare time, Chrisi Blule enjoys playing Soccer,(called football in England) Karate, and hanging out with friends. For entertainment, Chrisi Blule likes to watch his favorite TV shows New Tricks, and Hustle. Lastly, he enjoys listening to his favorite alternitive and rock music.

In the future, Chrisi Blule desires to be a toxiligest, a history teacher, or a fronesic pathenoligst. Chrisi, if you become a history teacher, make sure you teach your class about the history of the Nacho Army! :)

Thank you Chrisi Blule for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the awesome person, friend, and leader you are.

~Yoangelyo~

Tay's Salsa!

Welcoming....14Taytay!

May The Salsa Be With....

…....14Taytay!

14Taytay is a Captain in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a friend of mine. 14Taytay's favorite Club Penguin character is Aunt Arctic who is a reporter for the Club Penguin Times.

The great person behind the penguin lives in ther USA and is 13 years old going into 8^th grade next school year. 14Taytay's favorite food is Jerkey, while her favorite ice cream is Blue Bells Chocolate. YUM!!!

In her spare time, 14Taytay enjoys playing Xbox, playing basketball, and recruting for the Nacho Army of Club Penguin. For entertainment, 14Taytay likes to watch her favorite cartoon Spongebob Squarepants. She also likes to listen to her favorite Rock music.

In the future, 14Taytay desires to become a chef in a gourmet resturant. Kinda like Spongebob XD. 14Taytay, when you become a chef, can you make us all gourmet Nachos?

Thank you 14Taytay for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the great person, friend, and comerade in the Nacho Army you are. :)

~Yoangelyo~

Speng Salsa!

Welcoming....Spengred99!

May The Salsa Be With....

…....Spengred99!

Spengred99 is a Corporal in the Nacho Army of Club Penguin and a friend of mine. Spengred99 does not have a favorite Club Penguin character, He says he loves all Club Penguin characters.

The great person behind the penguin lives in the USA and is 10 years old. Spengred99's favorite foods include chicken and Pizza rolls. His favorite ice creams are Strayberry and cookie dough. Yummy! That's my favorite too!

In his spare time, Spengred99 enjoys singing, Playing Club Penguin, swimming, video games, and dancing. When he's not doing those things, he enjoys watching his favorite cartoon Spongebob Squarepants and listening to his favorite rap, pop, and hip-hop songs. His favorite music artist is Nicki Minaj.

In the future, Spengred99 desires to be either a professional singer or a game producer

Thank you Spengred99 for taking the time to answer these questions so we could get to know the great person, friend, and comrade in the Nacho Army. :)

~Yoangelyo~