THE SWAT
MASSACRE
December 2nd.
This is our 4th week of hiding, dodging, spying, and
moving. Today we were hiking up Ski Mountain when out of nowhere a
SWAT guard jumped out beside us. Wilson 500 was the first to notice
him. “Nachos! SWAT guard! Get into positions!” He commanded.
All our heads shot to the left of us and then we jumped into
position. Puckley in the front of us started shouting out orders.
“Yoangelyo, Shiver, and Guitar, get your guns out now!” We three
got our guns out and shot. As soon as we heard the deafening bang,
Kat Kong120, Cutietuti25, and Wilson 500 jumped on him and started
knifing him. After 10 seconds or so, Harry Joe spoke up. “You
guys? You should stop now. The guy's dead. 3 bullets and like 20
knifing is gonna kill him.” “But knifing him is fun!” Kat
Kong120 protested. “Guys,” Said Puckley. “We need to get
moving. The other guards probably heard the yelling and gunshots.
They'll be here soon.” “We can take them!” Wilson 500
exclaimed. “Yes, but we need to move. We can't stay here
forever.” I responded. “What if 100 SWAT suddenly showed up? We
have 8 Nachos on this mission.” “Oh, ok” Said Wilson 500
reluctantly.
As we
continued up the hill, the air got colder and colder. All we had on
were our ponchos, sombreros, and a pack of supplies and our tent on
our back. “Guys.” Said Guitar48300. “We need to find a place
to hide out for the night before we freeze.” “I agree. What if
we hid out deep in the forest?” Said Wilson 500. “Yeah good
idea.” Guitar48300 agreed.
Once we snuck to
the forest, we found a thick dark place full of thick tall trees
covering us. We set up our tents and started eating our dinner. In
the total darkness we could see nothing. Suddenly, we heard a loud
crash. “AUUUUGHHH!” Harry Joe yelled. “I THINK THERE'S A...”
“Shh!” I said covering her mouth with my hand. “If there was
someone lurking around, they definitely heard you scream and know
we're here.” We kept totally silent for several minutes when I
heard a rustling. Then, I remembered I had packed my night vision
goggles. I put them on and started looking around. My eye caught
something in a nearby bush. “Everyone stay here.” I whispered as
loudly as I dared. I got my gun and tiptoed over to the bush. Just
as I was close enough to touch it, something jumped on me.
“AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!” I shrieked. I tried to shoot whatever the
attacker was, but I ended up just shooting air. Then everything went
totally black. I could hear feet rushing towards me and frequent
shouts. “Oh my gosh! Are you ok?! We heard a shriek then a
gunshot. Then I realized, everything was dark because my night
vision goggles fell off. “Yeah, I'm alright. Where are my
goggles?” “Right here.” Said Cutietuti25 as she handed them to
me. After I got them on and could see again, I saw that the others
were wearing them also. “What jumped on me?” I asked. “I have
no clue.” Said Shiver “Maybe it was a My Little Pony jumping on
you. It looked kinda big and not like a penguin.” “Perhaps it
was.” I responded. “Well, it could have been a penguin in
disguise!” Kat Kong120 exclaimed. “It doesn't matter how cold it
is. We need to move. Pack up quickly!” We packed up as quickly as
we could then ran through the Forest. We were sneaking behind the
Pizza Parlor when we heard voices from inside. “Shhhhh.” Said
Harry Joe. We put our ears to the wall and listened in. “We
kicked those Nachos butts so hard today” Said a SWAT. “They don't
know what hit them” “I know what hit them!” Said another.
“Snowballs and joke bombs!” Then laughter shook the building.
In the faint light, I could see Harry Joe and Kat Kong120's faces
heating up. Kat Kong120 who was next to me whispered angrily, “What
the heck are they talking about?! We knocked the wind out of them
and more!” “I know.” I responded. We weren't there because of
this mission, but I got reports from Beeky we won. Beeky also said
the SWAT leaders weren't there so the troops talking in there are
lying to the leaders to make themselves look good.” “How low of
them!!” Said Harry Joe. Her face was not as red as a tomato. I
moved over to Puckley and whispered, “I think we should raid the
place now. Right now is the right time. Everyone's angry and ready to
kick some SWAT butt.” “Agreed” Said Puckley. “Everyone
follow me. Guys, we're going to raid them now. Judging by the
redness of anger on Harry Joe's face, it's time now. Everyone get
out your guns. Here's the plan. Yoangelyo, Shiver, Harry Joe,
Guitar48300 , Wilson 500, and I will break through the windows and
start shooting. Kat Kong120, since you enjoy knifing so much, you go
knife anyone who is injured but not dead and finish them off.
Cutietuti25, while we're shooting, I want you to climb to the rafters
in the ceiling and start shooting from there. Kind of like an aerial
attack. Everyone got it? Then lets go destroy some SWAT Nachos! And
one more thing.” “Yes Puckley?” We all asked. “Whatever
happens, just remember, I'm proud of all of you. Now lets go!”
CRASH! Went
the windows as we jumped in to bee the bewildered faces of all the
SWAT. Then we all started shooting. One loud gunshot after another
we saw more and more SWAT falling down dead. I shot one in the
shoulder and saw I didn't kill him. Then I saw Kat Kong120 jump him
from behind and start knifing his back. I shot another an as he
fell, I saw that Cutietuti25 was on the ceiling shooting. When I
dropped my gaze from her, I met a SWAT right in my face. He took my
gun and pointed it at me. Frozen in fear, I just stared. Then out
of nowhere, a bullet went through his head. He dropped my gun as he
fell to the ground. As Kat Kong120 jumped on him knifing him, I
picked up my gun. I started charging at one who ran away. I chased
him, trying to aim when Wilson 500 and Shiver both shot him at once.
Everywhere I looked, I saw dead SWAT. “I think we killed them
all.” As I said this, I saw one climbing out a broken window. We
climbed out then poked him head back in for a second to look at us
and stick his tongue out. That instant, a bullet went through his
head. Everyone at once said “Who shot him?” We all looked from
face to face. Then we remembered. Our eyes shot up to the ceiling
and there was Cutietuti25, her gun still pointed at the window.
“Nice shot Cutietuti25!!” Exclaimed Puckley. “Nachos, our
work here is done. We can now return to Fjord and tell the others
about this.” “It'll be quite a story!” Said Kat Kong120. Then
I said, “Everyone! Get out your maracas!” After we all got our
maracas, I said “Everyone! Line behind me! We're marching home.”
Then I said, “We don't march to the beat of drums, we hear
maracas!” At that, we were off marching back home, our maracas
putting out a steady beat, excitedly chatting the whole time.
THE END
