THE SWAT MASSACRE
December 2nd. This is our 4th week of hiding, dodging, spying, and moving. Today we were hiking up Ski Mountain when out of nowhere a SWAT guard jumped out beside us. Wilson 500 was the first to notice him. “Nachos! SWAT guard! Get into positions!” He commanded. All our heads shot to the left of us and then we jumped into position. Puckley in the front of us started shouting out orders. “Yoangelyo, Shiver, and Guitar, get your guns out now!” We three got our guns out and shot. As soon as we heard the deafening bang, Kat Kong120, Cutietuti25, and Wilson 500 jumped on him and started knifing him. After 10 seconds or so, Harry Joe spoke up. “You guys? You should stop now. The guy's dead. 3 bullets and like 20 knifing is gonna kill him.” “But knifing him is fun!” Kat Kong120 protested. “Guys,” Said Puckley. “We need to get moving. The other guards probably heard the yelling and gunshots. They'll be here soon.” “We can take them!” Wilson 500 exclaimed. “Yes, but we need to move. We can't stay here forever.” I responded. “What if 100 SWAT suddenly showed up? We have 8 Nachos on this mission.” “Oh, ok” Said Wilson 500 reluctantly.
As we continued up the hill, the air got colder and colder. All we had on were our ponchos, sombreros, and a pack of supplies and our tent on our back. “Guys.” Said Guitar48300. “We need to find a place to hide out for the night before we freeze.” “I agree. What if we hid out deep in the forest?” Said Wilson 500. “Yeah good idea.” Guitar48300 agreed.
Once we snuck to the forest, we found a thick dark place full of thick tall trees covering us. We set up our tents and started eating our dinner. In the total darkness we could see nothing. Suddenly, we heard a loud crash. “AUUUUGHHH!” Harry Joe yelled. “I THINK THERE'S A...” “Shh!” I said covering her mouth with my hand. “If there was someone lurking around, they definitely heard you scream and know we're here.” We kept totally silent for several minutes when I heard a rustling. Then, I remembered I had packed my night vision goggles. I put them on and started looking around. My eye caught something in a nearby bush. “Everyone stay here.” I whispered as loudly as I dared. I got my gun and tiptoed over to the bush. Just as I was close enough to touch it, something jumped on me. “AAAAUUUUUGHHHH!!” I shrieked. I tried to shoot whatever the attacker was, but I ended up just shooting air. Then everything went totally black. I could hear feet rushing towards me and frequent shouts. “Oh my gosh! Are you ok?! We heard a shriek then a gunshot. Then I realized, everything was dark because my night vision goggles fell off. “Yeah, I'm alright. Where are my goggles?” “Right here.” Said Cutietuti25 as she handed them to me. After I got them on and could see again, I saw that the others were wearing them also. “What jumped on me?” I asked. “I have no clue.” Said Shiver “Maybe it was a My Little Pony jumping on you. It looked kinda big and not like a penguin.” “Perhaps it was.” I responded. “Well, it could have been a penguin in disguise!” Kat Kong120 exclaimed. “It doesn't matter how cold it is. We need to move. Pack up quickly!” We packed up as quickly as we could then ran through the Forest. We were sneaking behind the Pizza Parlor when we heard voices from inside. “Shhhhh.” Said Harry Joe. We put our ears to the wall and listened in. “We kicked those Nachos butts so hard today” Said a SWAT. “They don't know what hit them” “I know what hit them!” Said another. “Snowballs and joke bombs!” Then laughter shook the building. In the faint light, I could see Harry Joe and Kat Kong120's faces heating up. Kat Kong120 who was next to me whispered angrily, “What the heck are they talking about?! We knocked the wind out of them and more!” “I know.” I responded. We weren't there because of this mission, but I got reports from Beeky we won. Beeky also said the SWAT leaders weren't there so the troops talking in there are lying to the leaders to make themselves look good.” “How low of them!!” Said Harry Joe. Her face was not as red as a tomato. I moved over to Puckley and whispered, “I think we should raid the place now. Right now is the right time. Everyone's angry and ready to kick some SWAT butt.” “Agreed” Said Puckley. “Everyone follow me. Guys, we're going to raid them now. Judging by the redness of anger on Harry Joe's face, it's time now. Everyone get out your guns. Here's the plan. Yoangelyo, Shiver, Harry Joe, Guitar48300 , Wilson 500, and I will break through the windows and start shooting. Kat Kong120, since you enjoy knifing so much, you go knife anyone who is injured but not dead and finish them off. Cutietuti25, while we're shooting, I want you to climb to the rafters in the ceiling and start shooting from there. Kind of like an aerial attack. Everyone got it? Then lets go destroy some SWAT Nachos! And one more thing.” “Yes Puckley?” We all asked. “Whatever happens, just remember, I'm proud of all of you. Now lets go!”
CRASH! Went the windows as we jumped in to bee the bewildered faces of all the SWAT. Then we all started shooting. One loud gunshot after another we saw more and more SWAT falling down dead. I shot one in the shoulder and saw I didn't kill him. Then I saw Kat Kong120 jump him from behind and start knifing his back. I shot another an as he fell, I saw that Cutietuti25 was on the ceiling shooting. When I dropped my gaze from her, I met a SWAT right in my face. He took my gun and pointed it at me. Frozen in fear, I just stared. Then out of nowhere, a bullet went through his head. He dropped my gun as he fell to the ground. As Kat Kong120 jumped on him knifing him, I picked up my gun. I started charging at one who ran away. I chased him, trying to aim when Wilson 500 and Shiver both shot him at once. Everywhere I looked, I saw dead SWAT. “I think we killed them all.” As I said this, I saw one climbing out a broken window. We climbed out then poked him head back in for a second to look at us and stick his tongue out. That instant, a bullet went through his head. Everyone at once said “Who shot him?” We all looked from face to face. Then we remembered. Our eyes shot up to the ceiling and there was Cutietuti25, her gun still pointed at the window. “Nice shot Cutietuti25!!” Exclaimed Puckley. “Nachos, our work here is done. We can now return to Fjord and tell the others about this.” “It'll be quite a story!” Said Kat Kong120. Then I said, “Everyone! Get out your maracas!” After we all got our maracas, I said “Everyone! Line behind me! We're marching home.” Then I said, “We don't march to the beat of drums, we hear maracas!” At that, we were off marching back home, our maracas putting out a steady beat, excitedly chatting the whole time.